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How To Get To The Top..hehe..

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?  What does it mean to give

MORE than 100%?  Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants you to give over 100%.  How about
achieving 103%?  What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty

that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s
the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you
over the top!


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